I need a moment to rant.

There is a difference between being flirty and fragging every two seconds, reaching your post limit posting smut.

And I know I sound elitist and this is dumb, but when your posts are one or two lines of barely anything to react to but the standard moans and grinding, I don’t see how you’re getting anywhere. 

On an unrelated RP rant:

Yes, fine, I told the anon I’d see where the friendship went. I’m not fond of your characterization of your character. She’s terribly insecure, but it’s possible that will change. I doubt the clinginess will, though, since you’re hellbent on shipping our characters, and I’m ambivalent-to-disagreeable to it now. 

moping around having an art crisis sure is fun

The woman? OMG I know. She’s so pretty. 

Ugh, fatass dog is an asshole. he kept laying down, rolling over, and slipping his collar, and I had to carry his overweight ass back to the backyard. I am hot and sweaty and our AC is broken, okay? this is not cool.

draqua:

It’s the final season of Transformers Prime, and things are getting feral with the threat of the Predacon, a beastial machine creature that Starscream is looking to control for his own sinister purposes. Also, as you can see from the image above, Miko’s got her own suit of armor.

I smiled so hard my cheeks started to hurt…

EEEEE. 

I’m not reblogging this on Wheeljack because spoilers but EEEEEEE WRECKER BUDDIES.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

The freedom is…. overwhelming.

(thanks for suggesting this speakerphones)

To be fair, it’s better than saying “buy this brand of shirt in this color that we sell here”. I’m lucky that I can get away wearing a red collared shirt at work, but I only wear the same two polos anyway.

Made the mistake of looking up the Macrobrachium genus of shrimp because I have some

some of them get huge

most of them have hugefuckoff second limbs

I didn’t need to sleep tonight

onecricket:

Tried to do somethin badass and all I get is cute.
e3e;;;;

I think it’s the compactness of the face. I find adding a smidge of length increases apparent age. 

and now that I have upset myself looking for upsetting gifs to prove a point I didn’t need to prove

I am going to shut up and stop bothering people on the internet

kittensinjumpers:

armenian-rhapsody:

By far the cutest little guy on the USS Enterprise

BLERG.

Go put on a red shirt, kid.

urgh I’m being followed by a Soundwave that speaks and uses we to refer to himself and I just

I can’t stand it

but I don’t want to ignore it because at least it’s interaction?

asstromechadelusional:

WHEELJACK I’M SO CLOSE TO CHUCKING YOU ACROSS THE ROOM

DO IT HE CAN TAKE IT

except I think you can rip his arms off? 

allthecoasters:

Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit - Universal Studios

FUCK THIS RIDE IT GOES THROUGH A HOLE IN A BUILDING

but at least I still had to pee after riding it, you know? that was a plus.

inkeddolls:

panda-face-mew:

July

#InkedDoll

She is gorgeous. I’m not even going to apologize about posting a naked woman. 

chipperwhale:

Petition to make it so you can not delete the Original poster’s text. I am getting threatening messages because someone deleted my text. It now looks as though I am the one saying the things in this post. It would save a ton of grief if they weren’t able to delete it in the first place.

Except this fucks over all the RP blogs ever.